By the time I got into my tent, I would only be getting a maximum of two hours sleep before it was time for me to get up and head for the bus station, aiming for the 3 AM bus to El Calafate.
I got up quickly and packed up my sleeping kit before rushing along to the bus station. There was a slight issue, it was also the bus to El Calafate airport, and the bus was full and wouldn’t take bikes. A sub-optimal start to my day.

All the other buses were full too, the ticket officer said, except that I could get a ticket, with my bike, for the 2 PM bus, so it seemed that I should take it. After I had, she quickly closed up the ticket office and was on her way, and I was left to deliberate the situation. The situation being, that I’d just bought a bus ticket to El Calafate that would arrive at 5 PM, whereby the last bus leaving El Calafate for Puerto Natales that day, would be leaving at half past 4. Oh dear. I’d also been introduced to the idea that some buses in Argentina took bikes, others didn’t.
Starting to worry, I found a number for a private transfer company, and started to message, surprised to find that they messaged back at 4 in the morning. Soon though, they became unresponsive, and I was left not really having had anything confirmed at all.
I checked again online and found other coach companies, so formulated a new plan. Return to the campsite, set my tent back up, and then return to the bus station before 8 o’clock to check on the other buses. A flawless plan, until the morning, when I turned my alarm off, and promptly fell back asleep.


Mid morning, I tried that tactic anyway, rushing around all the various coach company offices in the bus station checking to see if they had any places available. There were not, and suddenly I had a dawning realisation that I was reenacting an episode of Race Across the World, a series I had watched fervently and clearly not learned anything from. The only difference being that I didn’t have a partner-in-crime to complain at when things went wrong. I had gone from the end of the world, to prime tourist season Patagonia in a day, and the transport woes were the same.
The tourist information desk couldn’t help with suggesting a company to provide a transfer with the bike, but I was pointed in the direction of a wall of taxi numbers, so picked one, and thankfully they responded quickly. Yes they could give me a lift the 200 km to El Calafate. The catch? It would cost 300,000 (£155) in Argentinian pesos, or $215 USD. Well, it was that or spend over £300 on a new flight from El Calafate, so it felt like I had little choice.

Clearly the price in pesos was better value, so, as I hadn’t got any Argentinian money yet, I rushed off to a bank. Finding one, I was initially bemused when I couldn’t take out the amount of money I needed, until I realised that the machine would only let me take out up to £50 worth of pesos a day, nowhere near enough. Not to worry I thought, there was a branch of Western Union nearby, I could take out some dollars, apparently at a better rate than they would be usually, which could help reduce the relative price of the transfer. Only problem, Western Union had no dollars.
I was in trouble, I messaged the taxi company back and said that I didn’t have enough cash, could I possibly visit a cash machine in El Calafate when I got there. How about you pay some of it on your card was the response. Well, ok then, I’ll pay all of it on my card if that’s an option!


The transfer passed pleasantly enough, the route comprising flattish roads of beautiful tarmac, as the road navigated its way around two large lakes – Lago Viedma and Lago Argentino – backed by beautiful snow-capped peaks.
Arriving at El Calafate bus station, with some time to spare until the last bus, which I’d already booked online, I made for the company’s ticket office to ensure that my bike would be allowed as luggage. No we don’t take bikes, the woman said, why does no one check these things. Look at the sign, she said pointing at a sign reading ‘no bici’.
Once the bad cop had her say, the good cop checked my passport and then said that she’d need to phone head office to make sure it was ok. It was, it just needed me to pay an additional fee, specifically for bikes, funnily enough.


That sorted, my next thought turned to bike boxes. I was to arrive in Puerto Natales at half past 10 at night, and my flight the next day was at 11 o’clock. The window for picking up a box was small, so it wasn’t with much hope that I messaged a bike shop to ask if they could sell me a box. Thankfully the first one came up trumps, and not only could he sell me a box, but he could open up early to let me have it.


When the bus arrived into Puerto Natales, a full hour early, I took the opportunity to book a hotel for the night and recover a little sleep. After I’d finished discarding all of the unused food out of my panniers, that was.







































